A gore-drenched love letter to 80s horror that’s THE EVIL DEAD II meets HOT FUZZ.

release date: 2023 | runtime: 96min | DIRECTOR: STEWART SPARKE

The sole survivor of a blood-drenched massacre must team up with a rag-tag bunch of rookie cops and lawbreakers to defend a police station from an invasion of monsters from another dimension.

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Inspired by genre classics like Evil Dead 2, Gremlins and Hellraiser; How to Kill Monsters is a love letter to the 80s and 90s horror movies. With a dash of British humour in the vein of Hot Fuzz and the self-aware twists and turns of Scream, the film delivers genre fans a blood-soaked popcorn horror movie that feels both nostalgic and fresh.

With a menagerie of monsters realised entirely with practical effects and buckets of fake blood and guts thrown in for good measure, HOW TO KILL MONSTERS will scratch the itch of horror fans craving a throwback popcorn horror movie that delivers thrills, kills and laughs in equal measure.

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REVIEWS

Dread Central (***** 4.5/5) "how to kill monsters is a joyously retro and over-the-top monster movie, making it an instant cult classic….an absolute orgy of non-stop gore, practical creature effects, and enough hilarity to keep you roaring with laughter from start to finish.” - David Gelmini

Nerdly (***** 5/5) "We can officially close the book on my number one movie of 2023 because I finally got to see How to Kill Monsters and it’s an absolute belter. Using practical effects to the max and achieving not just awesome-looking monsters but bloody gorgeous sexy deaths" - Kevin Haldon

Daily Dead - “the epitome of fun...an outlandish comedic horror movie that audiences will laugh with, not at. and there are plenty of laughs to be had" - James Doherty

Hey U Guys - “not only is sparke the king of this very specific brand of lovingly batshit micro budget crowd-pleasers, neither he nor his team are going anywhere either. they’re simply having too much fun.” - Ben Robbins

Projected Figures - “a splatterfest of Eighties-style practical effects, Raimi-esque pandemonium and blood by the bucketload.” - Anton Bitel

Dead Northern - “a bona-fide must-see for any thrill seeker desperate for a bloodied, hilarious dash of monster madness.”

Nightmarish Conjurings - "The acting, writing, editing, and cinematography are all a delight, bringing a campy experience and an enjoyable story. Sometimes you just need a silly monster flick, a big bag of popcorn, and to turn off the world for a while. HOW TO KILL MONSTERS is that flick."

The GOOD, The BAD, and The VERDICT - "I don’t want to over-hype How to Kill Monsters to the point where it will never live up to expectations, but I also can’t let this go unseen by anyone who’d appreciate it. Horror comedy aficionados should consider this film a “can’t miss.”

NYX TV UK - "A gore-drenched love letter to 80s horror" - James Whittington